Butter Jr.

nudezy:

palofranco:

the only Australian that matters

LEE LIN CHIN FOREVER

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twitch-eaglehart:

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

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wild-whorlax:

bigtuna108:

just-shower-thoughts:

Pizza rolls are the baby form of Hot Pockets, which are the teenage form of Calzones.

Originally posted by jayma-jones

Well this is a hot take i wasnt ready for

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rogha:

peabug:

OOF! OOF! how does FIFTEEN POINTS of DAMAGE TASTE?!

I’ve been searching for this for 20 minutes.

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bltknight:

bkpokemonart:

When your friend does a good job.

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superhero-nerd:

stuckinthe-climb:

*plays assassins creed to study for my ap history exam*

This is actually really funny. In high school my humanities teacher told us a story about one of the Europe trips he had gone on with the school a few summers past. So him and the group of kids were in the middle of Rome and the tour guide had gotten lost. They could figure out how to get to some church they were going to see. All of a sudden one of the students like call attention to himself. He says he knows where to go and just start walking around the streets, taking back roads and side streets and within 20 mins they’re at the church they needed to get to. My teacher asks the kid if he has every been to Italy before. He says no, he just knew where to go because he played Assassins Creed Brotherhood.

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carryourheart:

I sometimes have this fear that I have some students who have this same mentality.

tandembicycles:

greedtheavariciouslygay:

somecunttookmyurl:

tandembicycles:

somecunttookmyurl:

tandembicycles:

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

hey, tandem?

I’m out for the evening

ok i’ll wait

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

no

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yaroslavva:

Do not play with a glue

laughing-llama:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

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alphastigma117:

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borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

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silver-tongues-blog:

reyohnaka:

infinity war rewrite. opening scene. instead of monologuing about nonsense for five minutes (boring) and killing heimdall (unnecessary) thanos just grabs loki by the ankles and shakes him upside down until the tesseract falls out his pocket, but then thanos keeps shaking him and more and more entirely identical tesseracts just keep falling out of loki’s pockets and making a pile on the ground and this goes on until the point where it becomes comical

Loki survives by being disguised as one of the tesseract and Thanos has just been shaking his duplicate

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marvelxs-universe:

protect them at all costs

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coffincarpenters3:

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